NO IPADS AND SELFIE STICKS AT BAZOOKA ROCKS!!! Or any concert for that matter. C'mon, guys. We're here for good hangs and the experience of a lifetime! Fucking live it! People are coming out to have a good time, and you pulling out these fucking visual obstructions makes them want to attack you. Be considerate. Leave the goddamn iPad and selfie stick at home.

WARNING: If you still insist on bringing those goddamn things, they will get confiscated, and you will cry.

EDIT: Yes, yes, smartbutts. Not just iPads. ALL devices with large screens. It's on the Not Allowed list on